Monday Night …

… Game Pick Genius Desperation.

Here’s what we’re picking tonight. (Don’t ask us about Giants or Jets, or for that matter that Pats score, because you’ll just get a terse “no comment” at best.)

FIMB R.: Broncos

FIMB B.: Broncos

Little M: Chargers (21 to a Broncos score of 19, if you’re into specifics)

ESPN Expert (Adam Schefter): Broncos

Keeping score? Here’s how (badly) we’re doing so far

ESPN Expert: 5

Little M: 4

FIMB R.: 3

FIMB B.: 1

Dog: 1 (she’s on the scoreboard!)

The Kid is Winning. And Brady is an Ass.

Apologies for not posting yesterday but we were simply too sad after our game-watching on Monday Night. We needed to mourn.

We almost had it in the Bills-Pats game. And we were devastated by the end result. How dare Tom Brady come back like that. (Also: How dare Belichick wear his regular cut-off hoodie when everyone else played ball in the throwback uniforms. Another also!: How dare Tom Brady treat Suzy Kolber like she was some inconsequential fan. So much for his ‘one of the guys’ team-player rep. What an ass.)

We were so depressed after the Bills’ loss that we couldn’t stomach watching Phillip Rivers. Yes, we did pick the Chargers, but that doesn’t mean we have to like the douchebag who “leads” them. We just couldn’t pick the Raiders and call ourselves Football Is My Boyfriend.

Anyway. We’re not starting off on the right foot in our FIMB MNF Game Picks Genius, after all. Not when a SIX-YEAR-OLD and Mark Schlereth beat us both. (And the dog.)

Here are the standings:

Little M: 2

ESPN Expert: 2

FIMB B.: 1

FIMB R.: 1 (we won’t always pick the same teams, pinky swear!)

Dog: 0 (But we still love, you, Miss W!)